your a redneck if…….
You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year." Your wife owns a camouflage nightie. You have orange road cones in your living room. You can take
You're a redneck if .... Your sister's education goal is to get out of highschool before she gets pregnant.
You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs, hens, or chickens!
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that d
You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year." Your wife owns a camouflage nightie. You have orange road cones in your living room. You can take
1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property 2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg" 3. All your local ban
You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside. You think toilet water is exactly that. Your chili's secret ingredient comes from t
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?". Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!". You can belch and say your
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You've ever stolen toilet paper. Your property has been mistaken for a recyclin
Your mother comes outta the bathroom and says, "Y'all come look at this before flush it!" You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfri
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. You've been too drunk to fish. Jack Daniel's makes y
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. You've totaled every car you've ever owned. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think subdivision is part of a