You’re a redneck … you think the stock
You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs, hens, or chickens!
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You’re a redneck … your sister’s education goal
You're a redneck if .... Your sister's education goal is to get out of highschool before she gets pregnant.
Reasons To Live In Newfoundland
1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation 2. If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea 3. In the rare case when someone mov
Redneck cowboy
On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy come ridding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the sh
Reasons To Live In Prince Edward Island
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour 3. You wer
Reasons To Live In British Columbia
1. Weed2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
Reasons To Live In Alberta
1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent 4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 ed
your a redneck if…….
You paint your car with house paint. Your dog goes "oink!" You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. You judge drive time so
your a redneck if…….
You think paprika is a Third World country. You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in." None of your shirts cover
